Developer: ASOBI (now called Chill)
Genre: Platformer
Store: Steam
Reviewed version: Final
Censored: No
Patch Needed: No
OS: Windows
Language: English, Russian, Japanese, Chinese, Korean
Last Tour is ASOBI’s latest game, a platformer that feels closer to a hellish test of patience than an actual game.
You play as a futa girl and her blonde companion as they traverse a frozen landscape full of varied and deadly obstacles such as spikes, floating saws, armored guys armed with bigass guns, and so on, and collect any star you find in your way. How the hell did the protagonists get there, and what are those armed dudes doing there? No one knows, but we can suspend our disbelief for a while. After all, we aren't here for the plot, right?
What sets this game apart—in a bad way—from other platformers is its horrid gameplay. Avoiding traps requires precision, yet our protagonists run faster than a squirrel high on cocaine. What's more, they slow down to a crawl whenever they take cover behind a wall and then go back to their usual neck-break pace the instant you get out, so good luck trying to nail your jumps. Furthermore, the game is bugged. The protagonist goes through the floor from time to time, and sometimes you can't move forward when diving, leaving you with no choice but to die and pray it'll work fine on your next try.
The graphics are a mixed bag. On the one hand, the maps are so basic I wouldn't be surprised if they were assets bought from the store (it'd also help explain why the soldiers stand out like a sore thumb), but on the other hand, the sex scenes are very well done. There's a good variety of futa-centric scenes, such as the redhead "polishing" her schlong, some "intimate bonding" between the two protagonists, etc. I wish they were more than just a reward for finishing a level, but it can't be helped when the game has no story.
Verdict: Awful
The game is so bad not even its quality H-scenes compensate for it. Stay away from it unless you're a bit of a masochist, or you want to gift it to a friend to let them know how much you "appreciate” them or to your nagging GF so she finally leaves you alone.