Developer: NSFW Sims
Genre: Simulation
Store: Steam
Reviewed version: Final
Censored: No
Patch Needed: No
OS: Windows
Language: English
Simulator games became popular since Goat Simulator was released, and as a result, there was a sudden increase in low-content games of this genre. Sadly, this applies to Blowjob Simulator because it’s so short it takes you more time to drink a coffee than to finish it.
Pros
It has good graphics, and the model is customizable
Cons
There’s barely any gameplay in it
It takes a lot of time to load
The game gets repetitive fast
It’s really expensive
Graphics
Let’s start with the positive part of the game; the graphics. The model looks good, and it’s very customizable; among other things, you can change her hair color, her face, the size of her waist, her nipples, and her boobs. I think it’d have been better if it had a customizable male model instead of a detached dick, though. Not only it’d look better, but also it’d give room for more customization options and different poses.
Gameplay
The game consists of moving your mouse left and right to move the woman’s head while she’s sucking your manhood. It includes a few options that allow you to adjust the camera, set the pace of the movements, and even an automatic mode in case you want to *ahem* take care of business. As you might guess, the game gets repetitive fast due to its lack of variety and interactivity. There’s nothing that could motivate you to play for more than 5 minutes, like a pleasure bar that increases according to the speed you move the mouse or having more positions available.
Sound
There’s a surprising lack of music here. I expected it to have a few tracks to build up the mood, but neither the game nor the title screen has music. As for the sound effects, they are generic but serviceable.
Performance & Issues
The game has a serious problem when it comes to starting up and loading assets. It takes up to a minute to start up, leaving the player with nothing but a black screen, and sometimes it takes a few seconds to change backgrounds.
Verdict: Stay away from it
All in all, I can’t recommend this game. The graphics are decent, but there’s barely any gameplay in it, and it has some performance issues. Moreover, it’s very expensive, making it impossible to justify its purchase.