Developer: Cute Pen Games
Genre: Platformer
Store: Steam
Reviewed version: Final
Censored: No
Patch Needed: No
OS: Windows
Language: English
I got Horny Witch: Crusade expecting it to be similar to its prequel, but it was completely different. The game became a precision platformer where you defeat the monsters that get in your way and carefully avoid the many traps that kill you in the spot if you touch them.
Plot-wise, it’s so barebones it barely counts as having a story. Sure, there's a little bit of dialogue before each level that may or may not end with a sex scene, but it's so trivial you might as well skip it. However, the gameplay is pretty enjoyable once you get used to dying and having to pick up all the chests in the level again afterward. There are traps everywhere from levels 4-5 onwards to the point you'll retry those levels a lot unless you're the God of calculating jumps.
The art is a bit unappealing. While the backgrounds and 3D characters in the story segments and sex scenes are fine, the pixel art used in the rest of the game is very lacking. There are very few details, the characters and monsters look like something you'd find in an Atari 5200 game, and overall it feels pretty lackluster.
Verdict: So so
The game is on the thin line between being an ok game and being terrible. However, I enjoyed it despite its flaws because of its gameplay (otherwise, I'd have written a review similar to the one Last Tour got). That said, the game is not worth its full price, so wait for a big discount before getting it.