Developer: Dreambig Games
Genre: Platformer
Store: Steam
Reviewed version: 1.0
Censored: No
Patch Needed: No
OS: Windows
Language: English, Spanish, French, German, Japanese, Korean, Chinese (Simplified), Italian, Portuguese
Jump Fucker is a punishing puzzle platformer game where we play as a morbidly obese guy who got sucked into the video game he was playing. Now, with the body of an athletic Latin lover and a stylish mustache, he must climb the tower to rescue the damsel in distress who is at the top while trying to not kiss the floor too frequently.
Gameplay-wise, it's different from any other game of its genre because here, you strategically place the protagonist and then hold the space bar and any of the arrows to give power and direction to the jump instead of just running around and jumping. The more you hold the space key, the higher he'll jump. What makes this game so frustrating is how easy it is to miss a jump; a slight miscalculation in power or positioning potentially means our protagonist is going down until his face inevitably meets the floor. Not even the landing estimates you get when enabling easy mode help you much. It's the kind of game that's best enjoyed with friends and beers so you poke fun at each other every time you fail.
As for the audiovisuals, it features neat pixel art during the game sequence and standard Daz3D during the conversation sequences, the sex scene at the end of the game, and a few nude shots in the latter half of the game. The soundtrack only has a title song and a medieval-like track that plays during the actual game, but they don't loop, so you have no music once they are over.
Verdict: Alright
Jump Fucker doesn't excel as a porn game because the payoff is too little compared to the effort you put in to get it. However, the game is fun when played with friends and beers while harmlessly teasing each other over how much you fail at it.